Currently the OverdriveTV garage contains a brand new Kia Soul. It’s an interesting thing for sure; those looks are, um, polarising at best. But we’re happy to report it’s a very competent and comfortable run around.
We’ll have a full report up next week but in the meantime we’ve realised Kia has inadvertently come up with the best car name ever, which has lead to the both of us wasting an entire afternoon laughing. You see if you substitute the word ‘soul’ for ‘car’ in everyday motor-related speak, you end up with a literally infinite list of wonderful puns. For instance: “You left your lunch in my soul”.
Click through for a list our favourites. We want you to come up with some more. At the end of the week glory and praise will be heaped on the creator of the best pun.
- Someone broke into my soul.
- I left my soul at work.
- My soul is black.
- You left your lunch in my soul.
- My soul’s on fire!
- My soul was clamped outside the gym.
- I’m not taking my soul into work today.
- Let’s take my soul to De Hel.
- My soul’s gone in for a service. I can pick it up on Tuesday, hopefully.
- I only use my soul on weekends.
- I don’t think we can all fit in Gary’s soul.
- I can’t remember where I left my soul.
- I left my soul in the underground.
- Can you remember which level I parked my soul on?
- I found the keys to my soul under a KFC serviette. (Unfortunately, this actually happened.)
- Please don’t park my soul in.
- My soul got a speeding fine, but I wasn’t in it at the time.
Off you go!
Please don’t vomit in my soul.
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if it’s got a crappy suspension, and you drive it along bad roads, you’ll really feel it in your soul…
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Why does my soul have two ashtrays?
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