Cue Terrible Bread Puns. It’s Bertrand Baguette.

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Hot off the wires is that Renault is handing a test drive to young French Formula 3.5 Champion, Bertrand Baguette.  So that’s what the crisis meeting in Paris was all about, whether the French car manufacturer could suffer another blow to it’s image by having such a ridiculous surname adorning its cars.

Bertrand_Baguette

Baguette. Pasty.

I’ll get us started then.

Let’s hope Baguette doesn’t roll.

Baguette. A cut above the rest. (Yawn, get used to seeing that one in SA car publications)

Why wouldn’t you let your daughter date Baguette?  He’s only fresh until you leave the parking lot.

Baguette brings French dough to struggling Renault.

Baguette is the… erm meat..erm in the McLaren sandwich.- Jonathan Legarde practicing, last night.

Have our readers got any more shamelessly unfunny puns about Bertrand Baguette?

Send them to:

Flavio Briatore

Behind The Washrooms

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Queens Park

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One Response to “Cue Terrible Bread Puns. It’s Bertrand Baguette.”

  1. ciro says:

    I reckon the Mclarens will have him for breakfast.

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