Posts Tagged ‘america’

Nascar Sundays: “Lifting is for losers!” [+video]

Monday, April 26th, 2010

In flight entertainment, yesterday.

Gavin and I have often threatened to watch Nascar. It’s a form of motorsport that has so far failed to really pull us in beyond the grandeur of the opening ceremony. And what an opening ceremony it is. This is a spectacle you simply have to see to believe.

Picture, if you will, a racetrack facility roughly the size of Bloemfontein. Thousands of winnebagos dot the landscape, spewing over 100 000 drunken sunburnt fans into an arena of noise and product placement. The commentators are getting excited now, peppering their delivery with metaphors that make absolutely no sense. And then all is quiet. Over the gargantuan PA system, a voice rings out: “Let us pray.” A portly man with an awful comb-over holds command over his congregation, ending the prayer with the words: “and we pray for our armed forces, Amen”. Surreal, but we’re only just getting started.

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Bakkie art: not just for plumbers

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

Arsehole.

How unbelievably awful do you have to be to even contemplate this sort of display? We don’t know much about this picture, but, obviously, it hails from the US of A and is rather depressing. Anybody care to decode his license plate? It must mean something, maybe we’re just missing the obvious.

This chap is definitely having a worse Monday than you

Monday, January 18th, 2010

It’s a Monday morning in January (as I’m sure you’re well aware) and those blissful holiday memories are still fresh in your mind, making every Monday this month feel especially torturous. But, as people of a sunshine-y disposition are quick to point out, there’s always someone worse off than you.

Take this Bugatti Veyron drive (owner?), for instance. There he is, trotting along with his thousand horsepower, million dollar baby; cresting a pretty lake and no doubt smiling like a windowlicker locked in a greenhouse. And then…splash.

Feeling any better?