Posts Tagged ‘bmw’

Brand New BMW M5 – Goodbye V10, Hello TwinTurbo V8

Monday, April 4th, 2011

The BMW ‘Concept’ M5 debuted this weekend at the Shanghai Auto Expo, while the actual production version, which we assure you will be almost exactly the same, will debut at Frankfurt later this year.

Quite why the M5 gets so much attention is beyond us, but it somehow always ends up being the benchmark for shit-yourself-fast saloon cars. The Mercedes E63 AMG is a great car, no doubt, and the Audi RS6 BiTurbo V10 is like something created by the dark arts, but in the domain of lilly German sedans, no one quite does it like BMW.

Since the Sharknose, the M5 has seemed to define sports-saloon, if such a concept isn’t bunk in itself. The last incarnation featured a frankly bonkers V10, which will certainly be missed, but the new twinturbo V8 is nothing to raise your nose at. This does mean however that the latest M5 will be the first forced-induction M5 in BMW’s history.

BMW claims it is 25% more fuel efficient, while producing more power and more torque. 431kW to be almost precise, up from 408kW. Some overseas magazines are citing “sources” saying that the 0-100km/h time is down to 4.5 seconds, but for all we know they might as well be citing “sauces”.

Judging by our drive in the 530d late last year, the M5 should be fantastically good. With an exceptional interior, a tight chassis and M-tuned suspension in the mix, they’d have to actually try and get it wrong.

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Driven: The new BMW “We shouldn’t want one but we do” Z4

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Gavin didn't get to drive his through a Dulux factory, unfortunately.

Let’s be honest, there are certain things women didn’t traditionally do. Like drinking until throwing up on a fern in an Umhlanga hotel lobby or just throwing. Until recently the world of car design has been as male-dominated as a Premier League changing room. But the new Z4 is, wait for it…designed by two women; Juliane Blasi and Nadya Arnaout and fair play to BMW for giving the ladies a crack. I suspect it might be some sort of guilt-laden PC response to all the male chauvinist BMW owners in Ray-Bans and Sasoons who were responsible for 80s divorce rates.

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Secrets Of F1 Success Revealed.

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

A few weeks back I had a bit of a rant about the typo on soon to be shite Campos F1′s website. I prattled on about all the intimate details that need to be considered in order to triumph in the high-tech world of Formula 1. Boy was I wrong.  It seems success is a far simpler task. Read on…

Sheepish unveiling.

Naively, we thought Brawn GP’s sprint then trot and ultimate crawl to the title last year was a once off phenomenon.  But it seems they were merely showing the rest of the floundering grid the way to win championships.  It’s all very easy.

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Youtube’s Top Five car videos of All Time

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Youtube. Extraordinary. But most of the time you visit you just end up watching a dog on a skateboard or someone injuring themselves in a humourous way. There is hope though, especially if you’re slightly interested in cars. We’ve gone into Youtube’s archives and pulled the five Most Viewed videos of All Time, in the Autos & Vehicles category. Above is number five, click through for the rest.

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Scene: BMW 530 – from the past

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Good morning! It’s Friday; I hope you’re not to hungover to realise that. So here’s your Good Morning Its Friday Story. Because of the purchasing decisions of a member of my family I have cause to visit the fantastic BMW Atlantic showroom on Herengracht Road in the Cape Town CBD. This is a wonderful place if you’re a fan of the brand. It goes way past showroom; this is a shrine to all things Bavarian Motor Werkshen-ish.

bmw 518 from the past

Anyway, while I was wandering around enjoying a chilled glass of fresh orange and ground cinnamon water, I found this, tucked away upstairs to the service desk. I like that. This is my kind of interior decorating.

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Car companies can’t handle rejection either as Toyota quits F1

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Just two weeks ago Toyota offered Raikkonen oodles of cash to put Panasonic on his chest and race for the slightly red and white. Today, Toyota quits F1. Coincidence?

That's what he thought of your offer, Toyota.

That's what he thought of your offer, Toyota.

This morning’s headline came as a bit of a shock to me. We all knew that the Japanese car industry was in trouble when giants Honda pulled out of F1 and Subaru pulled out of WRC. Colin Mcrae must have 360′d in his resting place.

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Zero to Asshole in 15 seconds – Gav’s love/hate relationship with the BMW X6

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

bmw_x6

It took 15 seconds. I’m not even near joking. It took 15 seconds.

Before I get to that though I’d like to talk about the image/perception that exists in most retail stores and brand “equity” that bounds around our modern age. It is devil’s-hand crafted to make you feel inspired and worthy, apparently.

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That’s not a car, that’s just pornography – Edition 1

Monday, September 21st, 2009

bmw_507_ts

In our first instalment of “That’s not a car, that’s just pornography”, I’d like to bring to your attention the BMW 507.

I have a bit of a weakness for this car. I think it’s because I feel better about life just knowing that it exists.

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Beauty is in the eye of the key-holder – Ciro drives the X6

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

BMW X6

My uncle owns a top-notch, busy little Italian eatery in Seapoint, Cape Town. It overlooks a petrol station and a main road. It has a few tables outside on the wonky paving which are perfectly suited to enjoying a glass of wine and arguing about whatever drives past.

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