Posts Tagged ‘FIA’

eF-One: The Napoleonic Wars.

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Jean Todt has just been elected President of the FIA.  He’s the first Frenchy in charge since the often hated Jean-Marie Balestre’s senile reign ended over 15 years ago.  One thing’s for sure, Todt’s private life couldn’t be more bizarre than Max Mosley’s extra-curricular activities even if he enjoyed collecting goat’s hoofs and claimed to be the Emperor of Neptune.

Todt (Left) Vatanen (Right) No-one (Middle)

It also seems every FIA president needs to have some sort of connection to Hitler.  Mosley’s dad -as head of the British Fascist Party- had the Fuhrer at his wedding no doubt boring people round the punch bowl and doing an embarrassing jitterbug once the schnapps started flowing.  Balestre joined the French SS during the war and later claimed (obviously) that he was a spy for the good guys all along.  Yes.  So let’s hope Jean Todt doesn’t prove to have an Aunt who financed the Napoleonic wars or invented the U-Boat.

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eF-One: You Only Sing When You’re Winning

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

No-one likes a bad loser, but the Brits seem to have a wonderful knack of being bad winners. And bad losers. Y’know, because they always lose at stuff. I have maintained for many years now England will never win another FIFA World Cup™ because they’re all atheists.  “God is a Brazilian” after all, but not when it comes to F1 it seems. Poor Rubens Barrichello. It’s like his house always burns down when he has a braai in his own backyard.

Button. Probably supports Chelsea.

Button. Probably supports Chelsea.

But I guess we should grudgingly give Jenson Button some measure of kudos for wrapping up the world title.  However it spoke volumes for me about the man’s character when he was stuck behind Kamui Kobayashi for lap after excruciating lap.  Button got on the team radio and complained about  Kobayashi weaving and blocking him.  Please.  It was his Grand Prix debut and as a World Champion elect it’s your job to get past him. Kobayashi drove defensively and legally, although his honour was called into question later on when he swerved dangerously in front of Kazuki Nakajima sending him on a murder ride into the barriers.

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